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05 July 2007 @ 11:50 am
WPT # 7: The Fifth of July  
You'd think the Winchesters would love the Fourth. Barbeques to crash! Lots of people blowing shit up, right? What's not to love?

A lot, if you're buying your fireworks from a guy called Fantom Freddie.

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As is the way of the Winchester Paper Trail, words are by hiyacynth, and art is by cunien. Huge, not-cursed fireworks for my darling cunien for battling short notice (as always) and dial-up connections to make this happen.
Current Mood: dorkydorky
sweetfacedlion on July 5th, 2007 05:20 pm (UTC)
AHAHA! Brilliant, as usual, ladies.

Man, I'm a dog person, so I would gladly take the Winchesters in, even in doggy form. *huggles them*
hiyacynth: SPN: Dean watching Sam watching Dean byhiyacynth on July 5th, 2007 09:07 pm (UTC)
Hey, Dean makes a damn fine-looking dog.

Glad you enjoyed! We'll let them know they've got a safe dog-house with you if the situation ever comes up.
iamstealthyoneiamstealthyone on July 5th, 2007 05:24 pm (UTC)
ROTFLOL! I love this! Dean's so lucky Sam declined that discounted neutering service. (Or maybe Sam's the lucky one, as Dean would exact horrible revenge on that score.)

Ivan P. Freely, Sam repeatedly telling Bobby not to shoot the dog, and not to shoot him if he turns up a dog later, Dean getting pissy if fed dog food, Sam apologizing for the onion-induced smell, cursed fireworks, it's all good. I especially love this bit:

Promise to explain everything once I track down Fantom Freddie and drown his phantom ass.

LOL! Pissy!Sam amuses me.
hiyacynth: SPN: Sam: Idiot for a brotherhiyacynth on July 5th, 2007 09:38 pm (UTC)
*learns to type, reposts*

cunien was the one who brilliantly added some extra emphasis to the "black lab" contingency, thereby upping the Sam's pissy factor by ten. I bow to her sense of visual comedy.

Re: Drowning Freddie's phantom ass... I was about to write "salt and burn" and then I went, "Are you kidding me? Adding salt and fire to a ghost who sells fireworks? That can't be a good idea."
(no subject) - iamstealthyone on July 5th, 2007 11:17 pm (UTC) (Expand)
liptonrm: spn awesome-dev_earlliptonrm on July 5th, 2007 05:32 pm (UTC)
BWAH! I can just see how it played out in the vet's exam room when he asked Sam if he wanted the neutering taken care of. I imagine there was chaos and Sam having to tackle Dean before he could bite the vet's hand (or other appendage) off.

Hilarious. See, Dean, this is why we don't play with explosives. They're tools, not toys. *wags finger* *snerk*
hiyacynth: SPN: Always with the scissorshiyacynth on July 5th, 2007 09:41 pm (UTC)
I can just see how it played out in the vet's exam room when he asked Sam if he wanted the neutering taken care of.

You gotta know that any time Dean is a jerk after this, Sam's gonna be all, "Hey, remember when I did't let that vet neuter you?"
it's not a trick, pay attention: yed ftwlvlysnidrus on July 5th, 2007 05:37 pm (UTC)
This seriously BEGS for fic. Like. Very very much. Hilarious.

And ahahah, I giggles at "Homer Lane" in Springfield. Awesome.
hiyacynth: SPN: Always with the scissorshiyacynth on July 6th, 2007 02:06 am (UTC)
That's the best/worst thing about these dealies, I tell you what. I pretty much want to write the actual story of every one of them. But it's so much easier to just drop a few details, let cunien work her magic, and then back away :-)

I love that Dean watches The Simpsons, but apparently no one at MasterCard or Verizon does.

Thanks for reading and commenting!
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aeroport_artaeroport_art on July 5th, 2007 07:12 pm (UTC)
LOL oh my god, I love it. Totally chuckled out loud at "ower declines discount neutering." XD
I'm not made of eyes!: (Spn) Dean in redcunien on July 6th, 2007 08:17 am (UTC)
Hee hee! I love how hiyacynth sends me the finished word file to translate visually and there's all these little details that are SOOOO funny, just little things hidden amongst it. She is a genius, a genius I tell you!
love makes the little thickness of the coin: hehkimonkey7 on July 5th, 2007 07:16 pm (UTC)
As always, when the two of you get together, the result is awesomeness.

I agree with somebody up top who said this begs fic.


Get it?



Seriously, come on, Cynth. It's not like you're working on anything right now...

I'm not made of eyes!: (Spn) Dean is confusedcunien on July 6th, 2007 08:19 am (UTC)
*stands back and nods*

She should. Totally.

Lol.Glad you liked!
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I'm not made of eyes!: (Spn)  Twice as deadlycunien on July 6th, 2007 08:19 am (UTC)
Glad you enjoyed!
Susan: sn - dean - adorablenyaubaby on July 5th, 2007 08:18 pm (UTC)
OMG! dies from laughing!

*squishes DeanDog!* and Sam!
I'm not made of eyes!: (Spn) The Humble Impalacunien on July 6th, 2007 08:22 am (UTC)
Dean would make the best, most loyal, most protective dog. I think he'd be rather frustrated about the lack of fingers and thumbs and so the inability to operate a shotgun, or indeed, the Impala, but after a while he'd find that's it's easy enough to run, or sit on the passenger side of the car with his head stuck out the window. And you know, who needs a shotgun when you've got teeth?
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Epigonelikethesun2 on July 5th, 2007 08:22 pm (UTC)
Once again, I really cannot think of anything to say besides I LOVE YOU GUYS. This is such genius. And awwwwwww, DEAN IS A GERMAN SHORTHAIRED POINTER??? CAN I HAVE HIM PLEASE?

(Agreeing with the above: write this. After Dean's compass cock.)
I'm not made of eyes!: (Spn) Dean is confusedcunien on July 6th, 2007 08:24 am (UTC)
Yay, glad you liked! You might have to battle Sam for ownership of dog!Dean.

'After Dean's compass cock.'

What the hell?!?
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Galenn Shadowslayer (Penemuel): SPN - DeanCoffeeg_shadowslayer on July 5th, 2007 08:41 pm (UTC)
I am giggling my head off here. Hee! This is GREAT! (Also love the paid by address on the vet bill!)
hiyacynth: SPN: Dean: Grin: Victory over stabby deahiyacynth on July 6th, 2007 12:08 pm (UTC)
So glad you enjoyed it!

Ever since someone over in the Meta Comm pointed out that Dean's phone is registered to Dean J. Mahogoff (which was also the name on his credit card in "Playthings"), I've been amusing myself imagining him applying for credit cards in Bart's crank call names.

I, like Dean, am frequently 10.
Leslie: Ryan was in the Justice Leagueshadowcat15 on July 5th, 2007 09:45 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAH! That's hilarious!
hiyacynth: SPN: Sam: Sam is shinyhiyacynth on July 6th, 2007 12:08 pm (UTC)
Thank you! So glad you got a laugh out of it.
(I am a rainwalker)ultraviolet9a on July 5th, 2007 10:30 pm (UTC)
Buhahahaha! AMAZING! And...uh...hiyacynth, honey? For some reason that totally ties in with what we were chatting about earlier. *hint hint* You know you want to. Resistance is futile. *manic grin*
hiyacynth: SPN: Dean watching Sam watching Dean byhiyacynth on July 6th, 2007 02:10 am (UTC)
Never gonna happen, my friend. At least, not in the way we discussed during the IM from the firey CRACK OF DOOM.
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Gnatgnatkip on July 5th, 2007 10:36 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA, you people are killing me. You just know that when neutering came up, Sam paused and gave Dean a considering look before declining, just to screw with him. Fantastic, as always.
hiyacynth: SPN: Winchesters: Up to no goodhiyacynth on July 6th, 2007 12:10 pm (UTC)
Lol! Yes! And that when Dean got un-dogged, the first thing he did was smash Sam up against a wall for even thinking it over for that split second.
iwonderiwondery on July 6th, 2007 12:05 am (UTC)
Ah, I've got a big happy grin on my face. That was so so funny. Thank you both!
hiyacynth: SPN: Dean: Grin: Victory over stabby deahiyacynth on July 6th, 2007 04:26 pm (UTC)
You're so very welcome! Thank you for letting us know you liked it! So glad to have helped paste a grin on your face.
is it wrong to wish on space hardware?: [dean] :)greenapricot on July 6th, 2007 12:10 am (UTC)
This is SO awesome.
hiyacynth: SPN: Dean: SWAT gear made of hothiyacynth on July 6th, 2007 04:34 pm (UTC)
:-D So glad you think so!
Pet: ASN Paddywhackapetslife on July 6th, 2007 12:35 am (UTC)
Oh my goodness. Heeee. HEEE! This is the best thing ever. Of COURSE Dean bites! I am laughing out loud for REAL here. And Sam would be an awesome big black lab. Oh man.

"Ivan P. Freely?" Oh, DEAN.

hiyacynth: SPN: Dean: Whoopsiedaisy!hiyacynth on July 6th, 2007 01:13 am (UTC)

For the record, Dean only bites if you try to feed him actual dog food or suggest castrating him. Otherwise, he's a sweetheart.

Ever since I realized Dean has added Bart's crank call names to his list of aliases, I've been meaning to put a credit card in one of those names. And, well, Amanda Huggenkiss wasn't gonna work :-)
cindy: spn - dean facepalm (by mixedbatch)tsuki_no_bara on July 6th, 2007 01:52 am (UTC)
"do not try to feed him dog food. HE WILL BITE YOU." heeee. poor dean, but i bet he's a gorgeous dog. this is priceless. and i love sam's fake address - homer ave in springfield, heh.
hiyacynth: SPN: Dean: Too pretty for this worldhiyacynth on July 6th, 2007 12:14 pm (UTC)
Hee! So glad you liked it!

Dean agrees--he was a damn good-looking dog, thank you very much.
peeps wanna see peeps boink: bless me fathermusesfool on July 6th, 2007 01:53 am (UTC)
Bwahahahaha! That's hilarious.
hiyacynth: SPN: Winchesters: Hug!hiyacynth on July 6th, 2007 04:37 pm (UTC)
So glad you got a laugh out of it! I'm always slightly worried that cunien and I are the only people who will find these amusing. Though we do amuse ourselves pretty well ;-)
Stan: XX - :Dcrotalus_atrox on July 6th, 2007 02:10 am (UTC)
There is so much to love about this that it's brought me out of lurkmode.

Ivan P. Freely. Oh, Sam. I love his address, and at least he didn't try "Evergreen Terrace" as his street. :D

I love Fantom Freddie's logo.

Great job, both of you. :)
hiyacynth: SPN: Ouija board of Winchester lovehiyacynth on July 6th, 2007 04:41 pm (UTC)
Hey! A delurk! That's awesome!

cunien is a GENIUS when it comes to logos. Blows me a way every single time. I think she's out of LJ contact for the weekend, so I'm just going to talk her up while she can't be all modest and humble. Honestly, the best illustrator ever. It's like she looks into my brain and then makes the crap she finds there look really, really good.
I'm beginning to dislike the man with the whip: homers4evaOMG!!!!!11111esorlehcar on July 6th, 2007 02:33 am (UTC)
*laughs and laughs* The note to Bobby is brilliant.
hiyacynth: SPN: Bobby: You two are killin' mehiyacynth on July 6th, 2007 04:46 pm (UTC)
Aw, thanks! So glad you got a belly chuckle out of it :-)
Traviskyuuketsukirui on July 6th, 2007 03:34 am (UTC)
I just discovered this today. What I great idea! ♥
hiyacynth: SPN: Winchesters: Lockpicks R Ushiyacynth on July 6th, 2007 04:49 pm (UTC)
Hey! So glad you found us and enjoyed! We do have some fun when we smish our scary brains together.
danny: spn: i'm okay!winterlive on July 6th, 2007 04:05 am (UTC)
oh em gee, this is TOTALLY AWESOME. <3333
hiyacynth: SPN: Sam: Loves his Papa Winchesterhiyacynth on July 6th, 2007 04:50 pm (UTC)
Thanks! So nice to know it's not just US being tickled by the idea. :-D
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resident badass, yo.: SPN: sam- OMG!sugareey on July 6th, 2007 04:12 am (UTC)
Why did I never see this before?! This is brilliant and it's hilarious! =D
hiyacynth: SPN: Dean: Goes hiyacynth on July 6th, 2007 04:55 pm (UTC)
Glad you found your way here, whenever it happened! We don't update super-often, as the equation of scheduling + muse + relevant dates + good/illustratable ideas can get pretty complex. We just hope that when we can make it happen, it works.

Thanks for letting us know you're enjoying it!
Yes, Francis *is* a boy's name: spn dean/deaconsuperdork37 on July 6th, 2007 04:34 am (UTC)
LMAO "Declined neutering" hahah Dean would KILL him! Awesome :D
hiyacynth: SPN: Sam: Idiot for a brotherhiyacynth on July 6th, 2007 04:57 pm (UTC)
Dean: *is an ass*
Sam: "Hey, remember that time I didn't get you neutered?"
Dean: "Dude. Don't even joke about it."
Sam: "I'm just sayin'."
Dean: *grumbles; brings pie*
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built a blimp to save all the booksmikhale on July 6th, 2007 05:14 pm (UTC)
This is awesome. Hilarious and just brilliant.
hiyacynth: SPN: Winchesters: Up to no goodhiyacynth on July 6th, 2007 10:08 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much! We've always known that our brains, smooshed together, create madness that we both find awesome, but man alive, it's nice to hear that other people like it too!